vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free


Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

fruitsgarden:

surfing tha web

fruitsgarden:

surfing tha web

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

s-t-o-k-e-n-s:

How big is Aperture? 
Portal poster 11x17” 
Available for sale NOW!
Part of my Video-game poster series that I made. 
Please don’t delete text. 
We do what me must because we can - Cave Johnson.
Rest of my shop and more posters here!

s-t-o-k-e-n-s:

hanksypanky:

name ten things that aren’t skrillex

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME